YOU SAID:
welcome to johns pizza and abortion clinic, yesterdays lost is today's sause
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンズピザと中絶クリニックへようこそ、昨日失われたのは今日のソースです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome to John's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, what was lost yesterday is today's sauce
INTO JAPANESE
ジョンのピザと中絶クリニックへようこそ、昨日失われたのは今日のソースです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome to John's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, what was lost yesterday is today's sauce
That didn't even make that much sense in English.