YOU SAID:
Welcome! This is dinosaur island. In this strange land we find that Princess Toadstool is missing again! Looks like Bowser is at it again!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。この奇妙な土地では姫毒キノコが存在しないことを見つける再び!クッパは再びそれであるように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Find Princess toadstool does not exist in this strange land again! Bowser once again it seems!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。王女を見つける毒キノコがもう一度この奇妙な土地に存在しない!クッパもう一度だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Find Princess toadstool is not in this strange land again! that Bowser once again!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。王女を見つける毒キノコは再びこの奇妙な土地でない!そのクッパをもう一度!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Find Princess toadstool is not this strange land again! that Bowser, once again!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。王女を見つける毒キノコは再びこの奇妙な土地ではない!そのクッパでは、再び!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Find Princess toadstool once again in this strange land, no! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。王女を見つけるこの奇妙な土地で再び毒キノコない!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Not in this strange land you find Princess toadstool again! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。王女を見つけるこの奇妙な土地ではなく毒キノコをもう一度!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Princess to find this strange land, not the poison mushroom again! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。この奇妙な土地、ない毒きのこ再びを見つけるのプリンセス!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. This strange land, not poison mushrooms once again find the Princess! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。この奇妙な土地なく毒キノコは再び王女を見つける!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Find Princess again the toadstool is not this strange land! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。姫再び毒キノコではないこの奇妙な土地を見つける!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Princess to find this strange land again in the toadstool is not! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。姫毒キノコで再びこの奇妙な土地を見つけることはありません!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Do not again find this strange land with Princess toadstool! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。姫にこの奇妙な土地を再び見つからない毒キノコ!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Again not found this strange land Princess toadstool! that Bowser is back!
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ!これは、恐竜の島です。再び見つかりませんこの奇妙な土地姫毒キノコ!そのクッパが帰ってきた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome! this is the Dinosaur Island. Again not found this strange land Princess toadstool! that Bowser is back!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.