YOU SAID:
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion where you will die
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ、愚かな人間、あなたが死ぬホーンテッドマンションへ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome, stupid man, to the Haunted Mansion where you die
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ、愚かな男、あなたが死ぬホーンテッドマンションへ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome, stupid man, to the Haunted Mansion where you die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.