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Welcome, foolish mortals, to the haunted mansion
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お化け屋敷に、ようこそ、愚かな人間
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Haunted House, welcome to the stupid human
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お化け屋敷は、愚かな人間へようこそ
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Welcome to the stupid haunted house is only
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お化け屋敷はのみ、愚かなへようこそ
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Silly, only Haunted House welcome welcome
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愚かなだけでお化け屋敷ようこそ
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Only stupid, haunted mansion welcome
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ようこそだけ愚かな、お化けマンション
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Haunted Mansion is just stupid
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お化け屋敷はちょうど愚かです
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Haunted House is just stupid
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お化け屋敷はちょうど愚かです
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Haunted House is just stupid
Come on, you can do better than that.