YOU SAID:
Welcome, foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion
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ようこそ、お化け屋敷への愚かな死者
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Welcome, the stupid dead to the haunted house
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ、お化け屋敷に愚かな死者
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome, the stupid dead in the haunted house
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ、お化け屋敷で愚かな死者
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome, the stupid dead in the haunted house
Come on, you can do better than that.