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welcome back my name is josh welcome back to let's game it out one time i built an idiocy factory and ate an entire bag of sour pach kids and now my teeth are forever sensitive

INTO JAPANESE

おかえり、私の名前はジョシュです、ようこそ、ゲームをしましょう、かつて私はばかげた工場を建て、サワーパッチキッズの袋を丸ごと食べました、そして今では私の歯は永遠に敏感です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Welcome back, my name is Josh, welcome, let's play a game, once I built a stupid factory and ate a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids, and now my teeth are forever sensitive

INTO JAPANESE

おかえり、私の名前はジョシュ、ようこそ、ゲームをしましょう、かつて私は愚かな工場を建ててサワーパッチキッズを一袋食べました、そして今では私の歯は永遠に敏感です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Welcome back, my name is Josh, welcome, let's play a game, once I built a stupid factory and ate a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids, and now my teeth are forever sensitive