YOU SAID:
wel wel wel i have the best thig to now
INTO JAPANESE
wel wel wel私は今まで最高の泥棒を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
wel wel wel i have the best thief ever
INTO JAPANESE
私は今までで最高の泥棒がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have the best thief ever
INTO JAPANESE
史上最高の泥棒がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best thief ever
INTO JAPANESE
史上最高の泥棒
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The best thief ever
That didn't even make that much sense in English.