YOU SAID:
wee eat me doge and leave me dole ole lad to ye peater
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこは私ドージェを食べて、汝らの農民に私をドールオレの若者を残して
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peeing ate me doge and left me dole ore young to your peasants
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこは私にドージを食べて、あなたの農民に私にドール鉱石を若くして残しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee ate me doge and left me doll ore young to your farmers
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこは私にドージェを食べ、あなたの農家に若い人形鉱石を残しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee ate me a doge and left young doll ore to your farmhouse
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこは私にドージェを食べ、若い人形の鉱石をあなたの農家に残しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee ate me a doge and left young doll ore to your farmhouse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.