YOU SAID:
We were at the bar, then I got drunk, then I came home with a fat lady
INTO JAPANESE
バーでできましたし、俺は酔って来たの太った女性と家
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Allowed in the bar and then came I got drunk fat woman and home
INTO JAPANESE
バーに許可されて、その後、私は酔って太った女性と家を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are allowed in the bar, I get drunk and then got home with a fat woman
INTO JAPANESE
私は酔って取得し、太った女性と帰宅のバーで同伴します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will stay in the bar and get drunk, fat women and home.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーと取得酔って、脂肪質の女性の家に滞在します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bar and get drunk and stay fat woman's home.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーし酔って取得し、脂肪質の女性の家に滞在します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bar and get drunk, stay home for fat women.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバー、酔って、脂肪質の女性の家にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bar, drunk, fat woman's home.
INTO JAPANESE
私はバー、酔って、脂肪質の女性の家。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bar, drunk, fat woman's home.
You should move to Japan!