YOU SAID:
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
INTO JAPANESE
ママの赤ちゃんの写真を交換する私に下がって彼から行きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He went in the back to my mom's baby pictures.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のお母さんの赤ちゃんの写真後ろに行き。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He went behind my mom's baby pictures.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のお母さんの赤ちゃんの写真の後ろに行った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He went to the back of my mom's baby pictures.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のお母さんの赤ちゃんの写真の裏に行きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He went to the back of my mom's baby pictures.
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