YOU SAID:
We're out of saltiness, we cracka lackin'!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩味がなくなり、私たちは欠けている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have no salty taste, we are missing!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩味がなく、私たちは行方不明です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We do not have salty taste, we are missing!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩味を持っていない、私たちは行方不明です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We do not have salty taste, we are missing!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.