YOU SAID:
We're out of saltines, we cracka out of em'!
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines を切らして私たち em から亀裂 '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Saltines out of our cracked out of em '!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちのうちひびの入った em から saltines '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
From the em with a cracked our saltines '!
INTO JAPANESE
貫通き裂を有すると em から私たち saltines '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And cracked from the em we saltines '!
INTO JAPANESE
Em から割れて我々 saltines '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cracked out of EM we saltines '!
INTO JAPANESE
EM から割れて我々 saltines '!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cracked out of EM we saltines '!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.