YOU SAID:
We’re out of saltines, we cracka lackin
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩分がなくなり、私たちは欠けている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We lack salt and we are missing
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩分がなく、私たちは行方不明です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have no salt and we are missing
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは塩もなく、私たちは行方不明です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have no salt and we are missing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.