YOU SAID:
We’re out of saltines
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines を切らしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep out of saltines.
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines に入らない。
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I don't saltines.
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines がいけない
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Saltines do not
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines はありません。
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Saltines.
INTO JAPANESE
Saltines。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Saltines.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.