YOU SAID:

"We're in a masturbatory draft loop!" he barked. "Someone say something interesting, grab the readers' attentions."

INTO JAPANESE

「私たちは自慰行為のドラフトループにいます!」と彼は吠えました。「誰かが面白いことを言って、読者の注意を引く」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"We're in a masturbating draft loop!" he said. And he barked. "Someone says something interesting and gets the reader's attention"

INTO JAPANESE

「私たちは自慰行為のドラフトループにいます」と、彼が言いました。そして彼は吠えた。「誰かが面白いことを言って、読者の注意を引く」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"We're in a masturbating draft loop," he said. And he barked. "Someone says something interesting and gets the reader's attention"

INTO JAPANESE

「我々は自慰行為ドラフトループにいる」と彼は言った。そして彼は吠えた。「誰かが面白いことを言って、読者の注意を引く」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"We're in a masturbating draft loop," he said. And he barked. "Someone says something interesting and gets the reader's attention"