YOU SAID:
we're gonna be steamroller thingied to death
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは気を失って死にそうになるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We will lose our way and become likely to die
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは道を失い、死にそうになるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We will lose our way and will likely die
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは道を失い、死にそうになるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We will lose our way and will likely die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.