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We potato on the orchard was killed by a rat in a cave where that cave is located I think it might be upstairs in the basement but no one will really know but the basement is upstairs but upstairs is your sleep upstairs but the basement is down below so t
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果樹園のジャガイモは、その洞窟がある洞窟でネズミに殺されました。地下室の上の階にあるかもしれないと思いますが、誰も本当には知りませんが、地下室は上の階にありますが、上の階はあなたの寝床ですが、地下室は下の階にあるので、
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The potatoes in the orchard were killed by rats in the cave that the cave is in. I think it might be on the upper floor of the basement, but nobody really knows, but the basement is on the upper floor, but the upper floor is where you sleep, but the basement is on the lower floor, so
INTO JAPANESE
果樹園のジャガイモは洞窟のネズミに殺された。地下室の上階にあるかもしれないが、誰も知らない。地下室は上階にあるが、上階は寝る場所だが、地下室は下階にあるので
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The potatoes in the orchard were killed by cave rats. They may be in the upper floors of the cellar, but nobody knows. The cellar is upstairs, but the upper floors are where you sleep, but the cellar is downstairs, so
INTO JAPANESE
果樹園のジャガイモは洞窟ネズミに殺された。ネズミは地下室の上階にいるかもしれないが、誰も知らない。地下室は上の階にあるが、上の階は寝る場所だが、地下室は下の階にあるので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The potatoes in the orchard were killed by cave rats. The rats may be upstairs in the basement, but nobody knows. The basement is upstairs, but the upstairs is where they sleep, whereas the basement is downstairs, so
INTO JAPANESE
果樹園のジャガイモは洞窟ネズミに殺されました。ネズミは地下室の上の階にいるかもしれませんが、誰も知りません。地下室は上の階ですが、上の階はネズミが眠る場所であり、地下室は下の階にあるので
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The potatoes in the orchard were killed by cave rats. The rats may be upstairs in the basement, but nobody knows. The basement is upstairs, but the upstairs is where the rats sleep, and the basement is downstairs, so
INTO JAPANESE
果樹園のジャガイモは洞窟ネズミに殺されました。ネズミは地下室の上の階にいるかもしれませんが、誰も知りません。地下室は上の階にありますが、上の階はネズミが寝る場所で、地下室は下の階にあるので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The potatoes in the orchard were killed by cave rats. The rats may be upstairs in the basement, but nobody knows. The basement is upstairs, but the upstairs is where the rats sleep, and the basement is downstairs, so
That didn't even make that much sense in English.