YOU SAID:

We need a coming to Jesus moment ma'am cause I swear if your brains were leather you wouldn't have enough to saddle a Junebug.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭脳が革であり、ジューンバグに乗るのに十分ではないなら、私は誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear if your brain is leather and not enough to ride Junebug.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの脳が革であり、ジューンバグに乗るのに十分でない場合、私は誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear if your brain is leather and not enough to ride Junebug.