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We Live In A Society in which us Gamers are ridiculed, mocked, shunned, bullied and ridiculed for simply choosing to undertake a hobby which requires critical thinking, lightning-fast reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE (in case you can’t tell, that is an understatement) more brainpower than what is required your typical ball game. However, females, in their backwards and downright unreasonable thinking, see us as bottom-dwelling, subhuman freaks and would rather settle for the bottom line of evolution, aka jocks (or “Chad”). In order for Our Society to progress, this mindset must be completely eradicated and us Gamers, with our genetic high intelligence, impeccable combat knowledge and indescribable reasoning skills, must be allowed to impregnate females of our choosing with our seed. If this current course continues, humanity as a whole will be plagued with low-IQ specimens and unsatisfactory evolutionary progress. Do you think that extraterrestrial, intellectuals beings will look upon us as a species, no, as a SOCIETY, to be communed with, to be seen as EQUALS, if our highest evolutionary success is measured by how far you can throw a ball? Don’t make me laugh, sir. Aside from your basic genetic and evolutionary advantages to be gained by having females (of our choosing) breed with us Gamers, we can also assure that they will be treated like the Goddesses that we see them as. No more will they be spending countless nights being physically abused and emotionally destroyed by your Common Chad. They will be shown courteous treatment of the highest quality by a true Gentlemen. Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant, only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica, they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights, tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend, personelly delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother’s residence, paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemenly duties for my beloved Matriarch. And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long, a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad. So you see, the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere “satire”, [redditor's name] of Reddit, you may wish to simply stop. Just stop, and instead of mocking us Gamers, perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction. Because you see, their time is coming. The age of the Chad is over. The age of the Gamers is upon us. Gamers Rise Up.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはゲーマーが批判的思考、電光石火の反射、JUST AN OUNCEを必要とする趣味を引き受けることを選択するだけで笑され、ock笑され、避けられ、いじめられ、笑される社会に生きています控えめな表現)典型的な球技に必要な以上の知力。ただし、女性は、

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We live in a society where gamers are laughed, ock laughed, avoided, bullied and laughed just by choosing to take on hobbies that require critical thinking, lightning reflections, JUST AN OUNCE Low-key expression) More intelligence than is necessary for typical ball games. However, women

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私たちは、批判的思考、電光反射、JUST AN OUNCE控えめな表現を必要とする趣味を選択するだけで、ゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめられ、笑われる社会に住んでいます。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully, and laugh, just by choosing a hobby that requires critical thinking, lightning reflections, and JUST AN OUNCE understatement. But women

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめ、そして笑う社会に住んでいます。批判的思考、電光反射、そして控えめな控えめな表現を必要とする趣味を選ぶだけです。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully and laugh. Simply choose a hobby that requires critical thinking, lightning reflections, and discreet understatement. But women

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは、ゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめ、笑う社会に住んでいます。批判的思考、電光反射、控えめな控えめな表現を必要とする趣味を選択してください。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully and laugh. Choose hobbies that require critical thinking, lightning reflections, and discreet and discreet expressions. But women

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは、ゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめ、笑う社会に住んでいます。批判的思考、電光石火、慎重で慎重な表現を必要とする趣味を選択してください。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully and laugh. Choose critical thinking, lightning, and hobbies that require careful and careful expression. But women

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは、ゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめ、笑う社会に住んでいます。慎重かつ慎重な表現が必要な批判的思考、稲妻、趣味を選択してください。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully and laugh. Choose critical thoughts, lightning, and hobbies that require careful and careful expression. But women

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは、ゲーマーが笑い、笑い、避け、いじめ、笑う社会に住んでいます。慎重かつ慎重な表現が必要な批判的思考、稲妻、趣味を選択してください。しかし、女性

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We live in a society where gamers laugh, laugh, avoid, bully and laugh. Choose critical thoughts, lightning, and hobbies that require careful and careful expression. But women

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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