YOU SAID:
we like to poo on your knee because I want to die
INTO JAPANESE
死にたいのでうんちを膝の上に我々 のような
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I want to die so yes immediately above the knees like us
INTO JAPANESE
ので死にたい私たちのような膝のすぐ上のはい
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Because I want to die just above the knee, such as those of Yes
INTO JAPANESE
[はい] のような膝のすぐ上死にたいので
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Yes, like just above the knee because I want to die
INTO JAPANESE
はい、膝のすぐ上好きで死にたいので
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Yes, just above the knee, like I want to die because
INTO JAPANESE
はい、膝のすぐ上で死にたいです。
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Yes, you want to die just above the knee.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、膝のすぐ上死にたいです。
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Yes, just above the knee is to die away.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、膝のすぐ上、死にたいです。
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Yes, just above the knee, I want to die.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、膝のすぐ上、私は、死にたいです。
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Yes, just above the knee, I want to die.
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