YOU SAID:
We have no bananas today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は何のバナナを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It does not have anything of bananas today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はバナナの何かを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It does not have something of bananas today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はバナナのようなものを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It does not have something like a banana today.
INTO JAPANESE
これは、バナナ、今日のようなものを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is, bananas, does not have something like today.
INTO JAPANESE
これは、バナナで、今日のようなものを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a banana, you do not have something like today.
INTO JAPANESE
これはバナナで、あなたが今日のようなものを持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a banana, you do not have something like today.
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