YOU SAID:
We have a weird friend. He has weird shoes. His name is Weird Shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
奇妙な友人がいます。彼は奇妙な靴を履いています。彼の名前は奇妙な靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a strange friend. He wears strange shoes. His name is a strange shoe.
INTO JAPANESE
私には奇妙な友人がいます。彼は奇妙な靴を履いています。彼の名前は奇妙な靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a strange friend. He wears strange shoes. His name is a strange shoe.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.