YOU SAID:
We got married, have two kids, a cat, and a guinea pig. Life is good actually.
INTO JAPANESE
結婚して2人の子供と猫とモルモットがいます人生は実はいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two children, a cat and a guinea pig.
INTO JAPANESE
私には猫とモルモットという2人の子供がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have two children, a cat and a guinea pig.
You should move to Japan!