YOU SAID:
We got a new dog, his name's Freddy. He's black and curly and weed on my hand.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは、新しい犬、彼の名前のフレディを得ました。彼は私の手に黒いと巻き毛や雑草です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We got a new dog, his name Freddie. He is a hair and weeds winding and black in my hand.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは、彼の名前フレディの新しい犬を得ました。彼は私の手に巻き、黒髪や雑草です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We got a new dog of his name Freddie. He wound in my hand, is black hair and weeds.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは彼の名前フレディの新しい犬を得ました。彼は私の手に巻かれ、黒い髪と雑草です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We got a new dog of his name Freddie. He wound in my hand, is black hair and weeds.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.