YOU SAID:
We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down so we grabbed an alligator and we pulled the mother 'round. We filled it's head with cannonballs, fired from its behind, and when we touched the powder off the 'gator lost his mind.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは銃身が溶けるまで大砲を発射したので、アリゲーターをつかみ、母を丸く引きました。頭の後ろから発砲した砲弾で頭を埋め、私たちがパウダーに触れると彼は頭を失いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We launched the cannon until the barrel melted, so we grabbed the alligator and drew the mother round. He buried his head with a shell shot from the back of his head and when he touched the powder he lost his head.
INTO JAPANESE
砲身が溶けるまで大砲を発射したので、ワニを掴んで母親を丸く引きました。彼は頭の後ろから砲弾で頭を埋め、粉に触れると頭を失いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I launched a cannon until the gun barrel melted, so I grabbed a crocodile and pulled my mother round. He buried his head with a shell from the back of his head and lost his head when touching the powder.
INTO JAPANESE
銃身が溶けるまで大砲を発射したので、ワニをつかみ母を丸く引きました。彼は頭の後ろから殻で頭を埋め、粉に触れると頭を失いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I launched a cannon until the barrel melted, so I took a crocodile and pulled my mother round. He buried his head with a shell from the back of his head and lost his head when touching the powder.
INTO JAPANESE
私は銃身が溶けるまで大砲を発射したので、私はワニを取り、私の母を丸く引きました。彼は頭の後ろから殻で頭を埋め、粉に触れると頭を失いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I launched a cannon until the barrel melted, so I took a crocodile and pulled my mother round. He buried his head with a shell from the back of his head and lost his head when touching the powder.
Well done, yes, well done!