YOU SAID:

we eat farts but they taste good but i dont want to go to the baseball game tonight because i ate cheese last week on top of the lawnmower

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはオナラを食べますが、彼らはおいしいですが、私は芝刈り機の上に先週チーズを食べたので、私は今夜野球の試合に行きたくありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We eat fart, they are delicious, but I don't want to go to a baseball game tonight because I ate cheese last week on the lawnmower.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはおならを食べます、彼らはおいしいですが、私は芝刈り機で先週チーズを食べたので、今夜は野球の試合に行きたくありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We fart, they're delicious, but I didn't want to go to a baseball game tonight because I ate cheese last week at a lawnmower.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはおなら、彼らはおいしいですが、私は芝刈り機で先週チーズを食べたので、私は今夜野球の試合に行きたくなかった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We fart, they are delicious, but I didn't want to go to a baseball game tonight because I ate cheese last week at a lawnmower.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはおなら、彼らはおいしいですが、私は芝刈り機で先週チーズを食べたので、私は今夜野球の試合に行きたくなかった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We fart, they are delicious, but I didn't want to go to a baseball game tonight because I ate cheese last week at a lawnmower.