YOU SAID:
We are the pirates who don't do anything
INTO JAPANESE
我々 は何もしない海賊です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are the pirates don't do anything.
INTO JAPANESE
我々 は海賊を何もしないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We don't pirate anything.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは何かを海賊することはありません。
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We will not pirate anything.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは何も海賊行為をしません。
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We do not do anything piracy.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは著作権侵害を何もしません。
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We do not do any copyright infringement.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは著作権侵害をしません。
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We do not infringe copyright.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは著作権を侵害しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We do not infringe copyright.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.