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we are Siamese if you please

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場合してください、我々 はシャム

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If you please, we are Siamese

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場合は、してください私たちはシャム

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If that is our sham.

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もし私達のにせ物であります。

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If in our sham.

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私達のにせ物の場合します。

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On our sham.

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私達のにせ物上。

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On our sham.