YOU SAID:
^ We are Santa's Elves, played very very slowly
INTO JAPANESE
^ 私たちは、サンタさんのエルフは、非常に非常にゆっくりと演奏
BACK INTO ENGLISH
^ Santa we got on Elf played very very slowly
INTO JAPANESE
^ エルフは非常に非常にゆっくりと演奏に乗ったサンタ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
^ Elf very slowly took the performance Santa
INTO JAPANESE
^ エルフは非常にゆっくりとパフォーマンス サンタを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
^ Elf took performance Santa very slowly
INTO JAPANESE
^エルフは非常にゆっくりとパフォーマンスサンタを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
^ Elf took performance Santa very slowly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.