YOU SAID:
We are losing the war because somebody poked at my hair
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の髪をつついたので私達は戦争を失っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have lost the war because someone shook my hair
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の髪を横に振ったので私達は戦争を失った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We lost the war because someone shook my hair
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の髪を横に振ったので私たちは戦争を失った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We lost the war because someone shook my hair
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