YOU SAID:
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.
INTO JAPANESE
我々 はちょうど非常に平均星のマイナーな惑星の猿の高度な品種です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are just very advanced varieties of the average star a minor planet of the apes.
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