YOU SAID:
We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはイギリスの中心地、バッキンガム宮殿にいます。 Sherlock Holmes、ズボンをはいてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are in Buckingham Palace, the heart of England. Sherlock Holmes, please wear pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはイギリスの中心、バッキンガム宮殿にいます。シャーロックホームズ、ズボンを着用してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are in Buckingham Palace, the heart of England. Sherlock Holmes, please wear pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.