YOU SAID:

watermelon smells as if someone urinated on an unborn baby, and threw it in a sock puppet

INTO JAPANESE

生まれていない赤ちゃんに誰かがおしっこをしたような臭いがするスイカを靴下の人形に捨てた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I threw a watermelon into a sock doll that smelled like someone was pissing on an unborn baby.

INTO JAPANESE

生まれて間もない赤ちゃんに誰かがおしっこをしているような匂いがする靴下人形にスイカを投げ込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I threw a watermelon into a sock doll that smelled like someone was peeing on a newborn baby.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが生まれたばかりの赤ちゃんにおしっこをしているような匂いがする靴下人形にスイカを投げ込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I threw a watermelon into a sock doll that smelled like someone was peeing on a newborn baby.