YOU SAID:
Watermelon is like drinking urine in a vodka bottle
INTO JAPANESE
スイカはウォッカの瓶に尿を飲むようなもの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon is like drinking urine in bottles of vodka.
INTO JAPANESE
スイカは、ウォッカの瓶に尿を飲むようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon is the urine to drink a bottle of vodka.
INTO JAPANESE
スイカは、ウォッカのボトルを飲んで尿です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon drink a bottle of vodka and urine.
INTO JAPANESE
スイカは、ウォッカと尿のボトルを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon drink a bottle of vodka and urine.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.