YOU SAID:

water is the blood of life and santa, because he is the worlds most fat man. except that one dude that can't get off his cot.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は世界で最も太った男なので、水は人生とサンタの血です。彼のベビーベッドを降りることができない1人の男を除いて。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because he is the heaviest man in the world, water is life and Santa's blood. Except for one man who can not get off his crib.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は世界で最も重い人なので、水は人生とサンタの血です。彼のベビーベッドを降りられない1人の男を除いて。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is the heaviest man in the world, so water is life and Santa's blood. Except for one man who can not get off his baby bed.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は世界で最も重い人なので、水は人生とサンタの血です。彼の赤ん坊のベッドから降りられない1人の男を除いて。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is the heaviest man in the world, so water is life and Santa's blood. Except for one man who can not get out of his baby's bed.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は世界で最も重い人なので、水は人生とサンタの血です。彼の赤ん坊のベッドから出ることができない1人の男を除いて。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is the heaviest man in the world, so water is life and Santa's blood. Except for one man who can not get out of his baby's bed.