YOU SAID:

Water is not wet, its dead because I threw a nuke at it and the nuke went boom

INTO JAPANESE

水は濡れていません。私が核兵器を投げつけて、核兵器がブームになったからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The water is not wet. I threw nuclear weapons at them, and they boomed.

INTO JAPANESE

水は濡れていない。私は彼らに核兵器を投げつけ、彼らはブームを起こしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The water is not wet. I threw nuclear weapons at them, and they boomed.