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water and fire somehow fart

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水と火はどういうわけかおなら

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Fire and water is somehow fart

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火と水は何とかおならです。

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Fire and water is somehow a fart.

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火と水は、おならではどういうわけか。

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Fire and water, if rather fart or not.

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火と水場合ではなくおならか。

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Fire and water, not the fart?

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火と水、おならではないですか。

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Is not with fire and water, and fart.

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火と水とおならではありません。

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Doesn't fart with fire and water.

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火と水とおならをしません。

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Do not fart with fire and water.

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火と水とおならしないでください。

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Do not fart with fire and water.