YOU SAID:
wash me, I get drunk and decorate my friends
INTO JAPANESE
私を洗う、私は酔って私の友人を飾る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wash, I was drunk, my friends to decorate
INTO JAPANESE
私は洗って、私は酔っていた私の友人を飾るために
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I wash, I decorate my drunk friend
INTO JAPANESE
私は洗って、酔って友達を飾るため
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I wash, drunk friends to decorate
INTO JAPANESE
私は、飾るために酔って友人を洗う
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To decorate my drunk and your friends
INTO JAPANESE
私の飲酒とあなたの友人を飾るために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To decorate my drunk and your friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.