YOU SAID:
Warning: Please do not touch or ingest dihydrogen monoxide. It is an acid. No really I'm not kidding.
INTO JAPANESE
警告:一酸化二水素に触れたり摂取したりしないでください。それは酸です。冗談じゃないよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: Do not touch or ingest dihydrogen monoxide. That is acid. no kidding
INTO JAPANESE
警告:一酸化二水素に触れたり摂取したりしないでください。それは酸です。冗談じゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: Do not touch or ingest dihydrogen monoxide. That is acid. I am not joking
INTO JAPANESE
警告:一酸化二水素に触れたり摂取したりしないでください。それは酸です。冗談じゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: Do not touch or ingest dihydrogen monoxide. That is acid. I am not joking
That didn't even make that much sense in English.