YOU SAID:
WARNING: This machine takes your money and gives you nothing is return. (Just like my ex)
INTO JAPANESE
警告: この機はあなたのお金とリターンはないあなたを与える。 (ちょうどように私の元)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: this machine gives you your money and return. (Just like me)
INTO JAPANESE
警告: このマシンは、あなたのお金とリターンの与えます。(る)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: this machine gives you money and return. (I)
INTO JAPANESE
警告: このマシンは、お金とリターンの与えます。(I)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: this machine gives money and return. (I)
INTO JAPANESE
警告: このマシンは、お金とリターンを与えます。(I)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warning: this machine gives money and return. (I)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.