YOU SAID:
Warning! Earthquake reported!
INTO JAPANESE
警告!地震が報告されました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
warning! An earthquake was reported!
INTO JAPANESE
この中に 地震ではありません...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not an earthquake.
INTO JAPANESE
この中に 地震ではありません...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not an earthquake.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.