YOU SAID:
Warm your wig in my armpit
INTO JAPANESE
私の脇の下にあなたのかつらを温める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warm your wig under my armpits
INTO JAPANESE
私の脇の下あなたのかつらを温める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Warm your wig under my armpits
That didn't even make that much sense in English.