YOU SAID:
Want to have a ride on my d d d d d donkey?
INTO JAPANESE
私のdddddロバに乗りたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want to ride my ddddd ass?
INTO JAPANESE
私のdddddのお尻に乗りたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want to ride my ddddd ass?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.