YOU SAID:
Wake up in the morning and I dab, and today I get to whip.
INTO JAPANESE
午前中に目を覚ますと私は叩きます、そして今日私は鞭を打ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I awake when I wake up in the morning, and today I hit a whip.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝起きると目を覚まし、今日は鞭を打つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wake up in the morning and wake up, I hit a whip today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝起きて目を覚まし、今日は鞭を打つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up in the morning and woke up, I beat the whip today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝起きて目を覚まし、今日は鞭を打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up in the morning and woke up, and hit the whip today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝起きて目を覚まし、今日は鞭を打つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up in the morning and woke up, I beat the whip today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝起きて目を覚まし、今日は鞭を打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up in the morning and woke up, and hit the whip today.
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