YOU SAID:
Wake me up. No, seriously, wake me up.
INTO JAPANESE
私目を覚ます。いいえ、真剣に、目を覚ます私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wake up. No, seriously, wake me.
INTO JAPANESE
目を覚ますと。いいえ、真剣に、私に目覚めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And you wake up. No, seriously, I wake up.
INTO JAPANESE
目を覚ます。いいえ、真剣に、私目を覚ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To wake up. No, seriously, I wake up.
INTO JAPANESE
覚ます。いいえ、真剣に、私目を覚ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up. No, seriously, I wake up.
INTO JAPANESE
起きてください。いいえ、真剣に、私目を覚ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up. No, seriously, I wake up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.