YOU SAID:
Wait hi hello welcome to my new video you guys today I will be eating a fork.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日私の新しいビデオを歓迎します。あなたは今日、私はフォークを食べるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ,
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.