YOU SAID:

wait a second! That's preposterous! Babies don't come from New Jersey! They come from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

ちょっと待って！馬鹿げてる！赤ちゃんはニュージャージーから来ない！彼らはフィラデルフィアから来た

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! Babies don't come from New Jersey! They're from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

待って、バカバカしい！赤ちゃんはニュージャージーから来ない！フィラデルフィアから来た

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! Babies don't come from New Jersey! I'm from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

待って、バカバカしい！赤ちゃんはニュージャージーから来ない！フィラデルフィア出身。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! The baby's not from New Jersey! She's from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

待って、バカバカしい！赤ちゃんはニュージャージー出身じゃない！フィラデルフィア出身。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! The baby isn't from New Jersey! He's from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

待って、バカバカしい！赤ちゃんはニュージャージー出身じゃない！フィラデルフィア出身だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! The baby's not from New Jersey! He's from Philadelphia.

INTO JAPANESE

待って、バカバカしい！赤ちゃんはニュージャージー出身じゃない！フィラデルフィア出身だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wait, that's ridiculous! The baby's not from New Jersey! He's from Philadelphia.