YOU SAID:
Wah would ya'll want a pug, they's can't breathe cos they's like one-toofed bayanjo players, iyunbreedin', this is a run-on sentayence, a bayud one, this remahnds me of a sawng, lemmie brush mah toof an theyen lemmie get mah bayanjo, Cletus, ya'll get the warshboard.
INTO JAPANESE
ワウはパグが欲しいだろう、彼らは一人称のバヤンジョの選手のようなコスを吸うことができないだろう彼らは、マヤ・バヤンジョ、クレタス、ウォーボードを手に入れよう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow will want a pug, they will not be able to suck a cos like a first person Bayanjo player, they will get Maya Bayanjo, Cretus, warboard.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、パグが必要になるでしょう、彼らは一人称バヤンジョプレーヤーのようなコスを吸うことができなくなります、彼らはマヤバヤンジョ、クレタス、弾頭を取得します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, you will need a pug, they will not be able to suck cos like First-Person Bayanjo players, they will get Mayabayanjo, Cretus, Warheads.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、あなたはパグが必要になります、彼らは一人称バヤンジョの選手のようなコスを吸うことができなくなります、彼らはマヤヤンジョ、クレタス、ウォーヘッドを取得します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, you will need pugs, they will not be able to suck cos like first-class Bayanjo players, they will get Maya Yanjo, Cretus, Warhead.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、あなたはパグが必要になります、彼らは一流のBayanjoプレーヤーのようなcosを吸うことができなくなります、彼らはMaya Yanjo、Cretus、Warheadを手に入れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, you will need pugs, they will not be able to suck cos like first-class Bayanjo players, they will get Maya Yanjo, Cretus, Warhead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.