YOU SAID:
Wah! Somebody jump scared me! I'm so scared... I'm sarcastic, aren't i?
INTO JAPANESE
ワ!誰かが私を怖がらせた!私はとても怖いです...私は皮肉です、私ではありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
VA! Someone scared me while he! I was very scared. My name is ironic, not me?
INTO JAPANESE
VA!誰かは彼が私を怖がっている!非常に怖かった。私の名前は皮肉な私ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
VA! someone he scared me! very scary. My name is an ironic me?
INTO JAPANESE
VA!誰か彼は私を怖がって!非常に恐ろしい。私の名前は私は皮肉ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
VA! Somebody scared me! It is very frightening. My name is Ironic?
INTO JAPANESE
VA!誰かは私を怖がっている!それは非常に恐ろしいです。私の名前は皮肉ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
VA! someone scared me! it is very horrible. My name is ironic?
INTO JAPANESE
VA!誰かは私を怖がっている!それは非常に恐ろしいです。私の名前は皮肉ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
VA! someone scared me! it is very horrible. My name is ironic?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.