YOU SAID:
w/wifey/ w/i have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
w / wifey / w /犬がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
w / wifey / w / have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
妻/妻/犬がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a wife / wife / dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻/妻/犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a wife / wife / dog
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